WELCOME TO 1986, BUT SWEETER
Highly Sugary
Coffee‑Adjacent Drinks
Our “coffee” is no minor in the drinks — it’s a supporting actor. The true star? High‑Fructose Corn Syrup and unapologetic neon vibes.
NOW PLAYING:
SYNTH • SLURP • REPEAT
The Manifesto
In the 80s, everything was louder: hair, colors, keyboards, and cravings. So we built a coffee shop where the sweetness is the headline.
- HFCS is the feature. Coffee is the cameo.
- Neon is mandatory. Muted colors are politely escorted out.
- Every drink sounds like a power ballad. That’s science.
- We respect your choices. Even the truly chaotic ones.
Our Promise
“No minor coffee in these drinks” means: if coffee shows up, it’s not driving —
it’s just riding shotgun while syrup takes the wheel.
Rewards (Totally Rad)
Spin the neon wheel. Win syrup bragging rights.
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READY WHEN YOU ARE
No accounts. No passwords. Just vibes.
Visit The Neon Counter
We’re an aesthetic: chrome, grid floors, and the faint sound of an arcade machine.
Hours
Mon–Sun • 6:66 AM – 9:09 PM
Yes, it’s intentionally ridiculous.
Vibe
Synthwave • Neon • Sugar
Dress code: shoulder pads (optional).